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Every day, when I picked him up from pre-school, he'd rave on and on about his "best friend" Sydney, so I decided to ask his teacher who this Sydney's parents were in the hopes of arranging a play date.

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There was an attempted murder in my neighborhood last week.

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I should have heeded the warning that marrying my beloved would come at the cost of our firstborn.

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At first, I thought it was kind of awkward that I could know at what age people lost their virginity just by looking at the number above their heads.

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The hunter stabbed the wolf swiftly, saving Little Red Riding Hood from her demise.

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during the school shooting, i hid in the locker, and the man with the gun started banging on the door.

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I was 15 and she was 16.

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Sometimes when I’m lonely I talk to the darkness in my room.

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The noose tightened around his neck and his life flashed before his eyes.

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Poor Jenny was struggling at the school because other kids were making fun of the weird birthmark on her neck.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every day, when I picked him up from pre-school, he'd rave on and on about his "best friend" Sydney, so I decided to ask his teacher who this Sydney's parents were in the hopes of arranging a play date.	838
There was an attempted murder in my neighborhood last week.	832
I should have heeded the warning that marrying my beloved would come at the cost of our firstborn.	831
At first, I thought it was kind of awkward that I could know at what age people lost their virginity just by looking at the number above their heads.	830
The hunter stabbed the wolf swiftly, saving Little Red Riding Hood from her demise.	828
during the school shooting, i hid in the locker, and the man with the gun started banging on the door.	827
I was 15 and she was 16.	824
Sometimes when I’m lonely I talk to the darkness in my room.	822
The noose tightened around his neck and his life flashed before his eyes.	817
Poor Jenny was struggling at the school because other kids were making fun of the weird birthmark on her neck.	816